That awkward moment when your parents’ guests arrive and you didn’t make it to your room in time so you have to socialize
When you’re in class bored and start making pervert faces at your friends
You’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
Teacher: Class, any volunteer?
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
Your Classmates: *shouting your name*
And you’re like:
“Fuck these bitches!”
When there’s visitors at your house
I FAILED THE TEST ?
AND I REALIZED, ALL OF US FAILED. AND I WAS LIKE…
That moment when my parents give me money
When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
When a girl you don’t know gives you a dirty look:
When I pass a test I didn’t study for
That one person who always asks “are you two dating?”
and you both go;
Physically a virgin, mentally a whore.
When your jam comes on and you’re with your best friend:
The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me food.
when someone you don’t know tells you they love you.
on the internet:
in real life:
